Too Many Questions!
I am
United States

Looking for

Looking for someone of the female persuasion. I'm 33, well rounded and up for sale :).
I have some questions and if you're willing to answer these are a list my answers up front as well:

1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
~No. Too much hassle

3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?
~No. I love to improvise.

4. What would constitute a "perfect" day for you?
~A day at the beach.

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?
~Everyday and no one, lol.

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
~Mind please. I need to know!

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
~Old Age

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.
~Sexual Interest

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?
~I never started smoking.

11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.
~Sigh. Gonna need to see you in person for this

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
~Will I ever "truly" fall in love.

14. Is there something that you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
~Becoming an artist. Too busy with love :).

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

17. What is your most treasured memory?
~My family

18. What is your most terrible memory?
~*ouch* My ex-wife, lol.

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?
~No, I live just fine.

20. What does friendship mean to you?

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.
~well, considering i am single im gonna leave this one blank for mystery :)! Ask again later! lol.

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people's?
~Not very close or warm. I wouldn't consider my childhood any happier or sadder than anyone else's.
Kinda cynical of me, I know.

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

25. Make three true "we" statements each. For instance, "We are both in this room feeling ... "
~(would be better with {you})

26. Complete this sentence: "I wish I had someone with whom I could share ... "
~Lunch with...

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.
~Im very emotional.

28. Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you've just met.
~(works better with two)

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.
~Lol. Only in person sweet heart.

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?
~Yesterday and today. (like I said, I'm emotional)

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.
~Le sigh. Ask again in person.

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven't you told them yet?
~Nothing, I have nothing I haven't said to anybody that I would ever hold back or regret saying.

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
~I guess my computer. I spent alot of money on this shit. lol.

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?
~Nobody's. I hate to sound like a downer, but: "My faith tells me it's gonna be alright."!

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner's advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.
~Works better with 2 people right? well, send me an email then!

This might seem like a joke, but it isn't. I thought I would try something different and here it is. If you feel uncomfortable about answering these questions, then I understand. Don't worry about it. :). If you are at the very least interested, then hope we can at least shake hands over a cup of coffee.